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 He was a life long friend of the house's previous owner. She'd given him unfettered access to the lemon tree. Who was I to cancel such an agreement? I wait until they're walking past with their dogs or on their way to their cars, and I pee on it. Okay, sometimes I also wait until the wee hours when they make a move for my precious, precious lemons, then I go out and pee on it. Peeing on it is good for it, according to some old New Zealander portrayed by Sir Anthony Hopkins. 4.5 thousand upvotes and 99% of Reddit legitimately thought this man had a lemon stealing whore problem.

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